sorry I haven’t posted in so long, but I have been camping at the caravan park for new years. Of course I don’t have a laptop with wireless internet, and I never left the caravan park really except to the beach. But I am back home now ready to post aplenty.

Today I’m in a bit of a rush but I have something special for you stoners out there. If you haven’t already seen him on youtube, I recommend you all to HashBean420′s youtube. I have sat down and watched nearly all if not all, of his clips since I first come across them a fair while ago now. It’s great to sit there smashed watching him plow down the old mates. Also you can learn a fair bit, like how we smoke is completely different to every way I have seen him smoke really. I love seeing a new way to get a hit then going and giving it a go, there’s so many different ways that are so effective.

Here’s a couple of examples.

Smoking oil with a soldering iron.

Volcano vaporizer Hot box in a tent.

I love the hotbox tent, its brilliant. Also I recommend checking out CannaChat, it’s a great chat to just chill in when you have some time, catch up with Hash Bean.

That’s all I got for now as I have to go do some things in town and i’m in a bit of a rush.

Hope you enjoy and check out HashBean.

Andy 371

Hopefully soon things will settle down and I can get back to it, so you guys don’t miss out on anything.

Here is Ashton Kutcher’s New Years vid, check it out!

The first thing you need to see is the Trailer Teasers:

Here is the Bioshock 2: Sea of Dreams – Teaser

This is the First Trailer from E3 09

As if those don’t look amazing. This game is going to be full on a high looker for GOTY 2010. Check out all this taken from the Bioshock 2 Wiki–

The Gameplay:

The player takes the role of the first Big Daddy, a prototype for the Big Daddies seen in the original game. The character possesses superior speed and intelligence to other Big Daddies, as well as free will. As such, the player uses the Big Daddy’s drill and rivet gun as weapons as well as some other weapons found across Rapture, though the drill does run out of fuel. The weapons in the game will have several types of ammo, similar to the first game. Alternatively, in contrast to other Big Daddies, the player may also use plasmids, while “upgrade trees” will provide unique ways to upgrade them. A new feature added is the ability to dual-wield plasmids and weapons at the same time. Further Big Daddy abilities found in the first game, such as performing a shoulder dash, will also be an option.

The player will also be able to step outside the city of Rapture into the ocean due to the diving suit they wear. Here the player can explore the ocean floor, recover from fights, marvel at the city from the outside and pick up special items. As seen by the demo, some of the special items include first aid kits, EVE Hypos, and special sea slugs. These sea slugs create ADAM, the genetic material for the production of Plasmids. One of the game’s major enemies is the Big Sister, a Little Sister-Big Daddy hybrid. There will be several Big Sisters encountered throughout the game, and they will be the most difficult enemy faced by the player in the game. A Big Sister attack will be spontaneous and unplanned, but if the player has a Little Sister with them at the time, she’ll give you a warning that a Big Sister is coming. Unlike the Big Daddies, she is extremely quick and arguably more powerful, able to extract ADAM from her enemies through a harvesting needle, straight into her bloodstream, which fuels “telekinetic abilities beyond anything previously thought possible”. 

As a “rogue” Big Daddy, players will attempt to capture the Little Sisters from other Big Daddies who roam Rapture. Once a Little Sister is caught, the player will again have the option of choosing the fate of the Little Sisters. Harvesting remains a possibility in order to gain more ADAM, but rather than rescuing the Little Sister, players will instead be allowed to adopt them. With this option, Little Sisters will ride around with the player’s Big Daddy, and will look for ADAM to harvest from corpses; in a manner similar to the proving grounds area of the first game, the player will then need to ensure that Splicers will not harm the Little Sister as the harvesting process takes place. The Splicers will not damage the Little Sister, but will delay the process of gathering the ADAM. This will prolong the time it takes for the little sister to gather ADAM, allowing more splicers to attack the player and the Little Sister. Rescuing, while not initially an option for the player, will become available at some point in the game.

When the Big Sister is coming, there will be a countdown which gives the player an opportunity to set traps, buy items at a vending machine or place proximity mines. A sign that a Big Sister is approaching is when the Little Sister says in a singsong voice “Mr. B, Mr. B, Big Sister doesn’t want you playing with me…”

Other returning features from the first game include audio diaries, and the ability for the player to regenerate through the use of Vita-Chambers, though the connection to the plot of the game is currently unknown. In addition to the single-player story, multiplayer will be a feature in BioShock 2, but this will not take the form of co-operative play.

The MULTIPLAYER!!:

BioShock 2 will feature a story driven Multiplayer mode where the player takes on the role of a citizen of Rapture. Set in 1959 (one year before the events of BioShock), the player chooses to take on the role of a citizen fighting in Rapture’s Civil War. The player is being sponsored by Plasmid manufacturer, Sinclair Solutions, to test out their weapons, Plasmids, and Tonics in a consumer reward program. As you progress through the multiplayer experience your character will unlock new weapons and Plasmids, provided by Sinclair, as well as progress the story of the Rapture Civil War.

The player can choose between 6 characters to be their in game avatar. The characters are: a welder named Jacob Norris, a housewife named Barbara Johnson, a football star named Danny Wilkins, a businessman name Buck Raleigh, a pilot named Naledi Atkins, and an Indian mystic named Suresh Sheti. Two additional characters are available only by pre-ordering the game from GameStop or EB Games: a fisherman named Zigo d’Acosta and an actress named Mlle Blanche de Glace. As your character levels up and progresses through the multiplayer story their appearance will become more and more deformed due to splicing.

Multiplayer will come in 5 different modes, two of which have a single and team based mode. The modes are:

• Survival of the Fittest: A ‘free-for-all’ mode where each player gets points for killing each of the other players. Whichever player has the most kills at the end of the match wins.
• Civil War: Similar to ‘Survival of the Fittest,’ but in this mode players are divided into two teams and the team with the most collective kills at the end of the match wins.
• Last Splicer Standing: A variation of ‘Survival of the Fittest’ where the player does not respawn after being killed. The last player alive at the end of the match is the winner.
• Capture the Sister: A ‘Capture the Flag’ style mode where players are divided into two teams. One team has to protect a Little Sister while the other team tries to steal her and place her in a vent on the other side of the map. After a pre-determined amount of time, the teams switch roles. Whichever team has the most captures at the end of the match wins.
• ADAM Grab: In this mode there is one Little Sister on the map and the player must seek her out and maintain possession of her as long as possible. Whoever has held onto the Sister longest at the end of the match wins.
• Team ADAM Grab: A variant of ‘ADAM Grab’ where players are divided into two teams. The objective is the same, but victory is determined by a collective score rather than individual scores.
• Turf War: Players are split into two teams and each team must reach pre-determined points on the map to capture that point. The team with the most control points over the longest time wins.

In all modes except ‘Capture the Sister’ a Big Daddy suit will spawn at a random location in the level. If a player can find the suit, the choice is given to become the Big Daddy, which will give the player greater strength and endurance, but prohibits the use of plasmids. Once the Big Daddy is defeated, the suit disappears and is moved to another location on the map. In ‘Capture the Sister’ one member of the defending team is chosen at Random to be the Big Daddy.

The Plot:

Set on New Years Eve of 1970, ten years after the events of BioShock,Rapture is now under the control of a woman named Sofia Lamb, whose ideas of human progression contrasts with the city’s founder, Andrew Ryan. While Ryan believed in the genius of the individual, Lamb believes in collective effort and the power of the community, as well as a philosophy surrounding butterfly imagery, indicating some kind of rebirth. This message is spread by a deranged ex-priest, who has created a cult-like religion around Sofia. Additionally, to maintain order in the city, Lamb has created an army of Big Daddy-like enforcers called Big Sisters. Sofia has dispatched these Big Sisters to abduct little girls from towns on the Atlantic Coast and bring them back to Rapture to create new Little Sisters. On New Years Eve, the prototype Big Daddy from the original production lines re-activates with no recollection of what’s happened in the past ten years. After scouring the city in a vain attempt to find the Little Sister he was originally paired with, he realizes that Sofia Lamb will lead Rapture even closer to destruction. This leads him to form an uneasy partnership with Doctor Tenenbaum and the former CEO of the plasmid company, Sinclair Solutions, Augustus Sinclair, in order to overthrow Lamb and her army of Big Sisters.

What you get when you buy:

A Special Edition of the game was announced on November 19, 2009. This edition, which will be limited to a single production run, will contain the game along with three posters featuring fictional advertisements from Rapture, the orchestral score from the game on CD, the orchestral score from the original BioShock on a vinyl 180g LP, and a hardbound, 164-page, art book. It will all be packaged in a 13″x13″ premium case with special art on both the slipcase and the box cover.

A smaller limited edition, titled BioShock 2 Rapture Edition, was officially announced on December 2, 2009. It will contain the game and a smaller, 96-page, art book, which will be packaged together in a special slipcover. As with the Special Edition, the Rapture Edition will be limited to a single production run.

So there it is, you now are completely up to date on the game, hopefully you have been pulled into giving it a look if you previously weren’t. If you want to keep up to date with the game as it gets closer to release keep an eye on it’s official website www.bioshock2game.com, as well as the Cult of Rapture Pod casts.

That’s it for now,

Andy 371

For anyone looking for an absolute crack up of a laugh, check out 4Chan /b/. This has some absolutely stupid things on there, but also some really hilarious stuff.

A word of warning to you though, there are very dedicated trolls on there. They try their hardest to make you rage, don’t fall prey.

After going there your humor will change, you will change, this site changes the world.

Enjoy =) Here’s a sample LoL I got from there-

For you Call of Duty lovers.

Andy 371

A bit of a funny video for Christmas, I got a good laugh.

Enjoy!
Andy 371

I’m not big on the whole Christmas thing, but it is only polite to tell people to have a merry Christmas. I hope you are all having a great day/have a great day to you day behinders.

To all the little ones, I hope Santa found you before he got shot en route to my house. Hope everyone’s having a great time with their family’s.

Remember who your real family is! Not people you know, not relatives,  no-one at work. Your family are the people who look after you, whoever that may be. Who ever is making sure you live a happy life day by day, whether it be your siblings, parents, or mates, those people are your real family!

Anyway, peace out everyone, I’ll talk to you before New Years!

Andy 371

About 2 weeks ago the website become up and running again, huge news to us in the P2P community. Although it seems the site has not completely been fixed yet from this news post:

Hello!
We are currently testing the newly written code. More downtime is hopefully not necessary, but might be a possibility. Welcome back, we missed you!

Oh how good it feels to be downloading good torrents again, I feel so much more relaxed getting something from there rather than btjunkie or TPB.

To those who are not involved, Demonoid reg is only available once a month and I can not tell you the day unless I am on the IRC and see, then post here on that day. (Keep checking back, I will do it.) I do have invitations, but you will have to prove me your worth of one, because if you do wrong after being invited by me, it reflects back on me.

Anyway, keep checking back for the open signup day and i’ll talk to you soon guys.

Andy 371

Pretty much the Akimbo 87′s have been fixed, (as greatly needed). I know a way around it though but won’t say because I hate it =P

Private match glitching no longer gives you XP.

10th prestige mod will no longer work! =( I was to late to give it a try and it was only out for 2 days.

I’m not 100 percent of what else come in there, but these are the big ones i’m sure everyone wants to know about.

Hopefully soon enough there will be a bypass to the patch so we can still 10th prestige mod. Like them dirty akimbo 87 users have a way around it.

Anyways guys, hope you have fun with the more sane MW2,

Andy 371